Mr. T: Is to be publicly executed by guillitine 2 days after party arrival, until then he is being kept in a jail below the guards’ barracks.
Beethoven: Being kept prisoner in the palace of Count Valerice. Being forced to compose upbeat musicals for him.
Shakespeare: Being kept prisoner in the palace of Count Valerice. Being forced to write the upbeat musicals that Beethoven is composing for.
Napoleon: Gone into hiding, location unknown.
Lady Gaga: Is to be executed in “the most dangerous game” 3 days after party arrival. Holding location unknown.
Einstein: Forced to work in Countess Ocheeva’s Royal Laboratory research new weapons for the D.I.C.K.s.
Abe Lincoln: Being forced to fight in a private arena for the pleasure of those wealthy or powerful enough to see it.
Gandalf: Stoner and wizard extraordinaire, already “rescued” by the party.