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spoils 10/14/2012

potion of protection from arrows, cloak of resistance +1, alchemy kit, +1 chain shirt, masterwork rapier, 4 potions of CLW, wand of bull’s strength (8 charges), holy water (1 flask), blackfingers paste (2 doses), rainbow jellyfish toxin (3 doses), +1 chain shirt, thieves’ tools, +1 longsword, masterwork bastard sword (3), masterwork light crossbow (3), masterwork heavy steel shield (3), masterwork warplate (3).

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Tatius spoils

+2 half-plate, +1 composite longbow with 20 arrows, +1 mithral Aldori dueling sword, 29 gp.

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Resistance Leader Notes (Fuckerton)

Mr. T: Is to be publicly executed by guillitine 2 days after party arrival, until then he is being kept in a jail below the guards’ barracks.

Beethoven: Being kept prisoner in the palace of Count Valerice. Being forced to compose upbeat musicals for him.

Shakespeare: Being kept prisoner in the palace of Count Valerice. Being forced to write the upbeat musicals that Beethoven is composing for.

Napoleon: Gone into hiding, location unknown.

Lady Gaga: Is to be executed in “the most dangerous game” 3 days after party arrival. Holding location unknown.

Einstein: Forced to work in Countess Ocheeva’s Royal Laboratory research new weapons for the D.I.C.K.s.

Abe Lincoln: Being forced to fight in a private arena for the pleasure of those wealthy or powerful enough to see it.

Gandalf: Stoner and wizard extraordinaire, already “rescued” by the party.

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Random Encounter Spoils (8/1/12)

Salvaged from Minotaurs (stored on carriage):

  • 3 large-sized battle axes (20 gp each)
  • 3 sets of horns (50 gp each?)

Net worth of goods (210 gp)

Salvaged from wights and cloaked figure (stored on carriage):

  • bracers of armor + 1 (1,000 gp)
  • masterwork quarterstaff (300 gp)
  • amulet with jewel missing (0 gp)

Net worth of goods (1,300 gp)

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Goods From Bandit Camp

Salvaged from Bandit Camp (stored on carriage):

  • 5 masterwork falchions (375 gp each)
  • 3 (masterwork?) composite longbows (+2 strength bonus) (300 gp each, 600 gp if masterwork)
  • 7 chain shirts (100 gp each)

Net worth of goods (3475 gp, 4375 gp if bows were masterwork as well)

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Last Time, on Bad Guys!
A summary of what happened right around the end of the last session

Y’all haven’t done shit yet, why are you even reading this?

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